Author on Author Insults
"A hyena that wrote poetry on tombs."
Friedrich Nietzsche on Dante Alighieri
"An idiot child screaming in a hospital."
H.G.Wells on George Bernard Shaw
"...like a large shaggy dog just unchained scouring the beaches of the world and baying at the moon." Robert Louis Stevenson on Walt Whitman
"Filth. Nothing but obscenities."
Joseph Conrad on D.H. Lawrence
"A village explainer. Excellent if you were in a village, but if you were not, not."
Gertrude Stein on Ezra Pound
Are there any authors in todays world who loathe each other with a vengeance, like, old style? You know, none of this 'your mother wears bloomers' business, more, -boxing gloves at the ready type stuff. Back in the day, people didn't hold back on opinions; nowadays everything seems so lovey-dovey fluffy-wuffy, so very PC. I stumbled across this gem courtesy via Flavorwire, it's the ' 30 Harshest Author on Author Insults In History', try not to spill your tea whilst reading these quotes.
Insults and jokes aside, -when reviewing or critiquing each others work, how honest are we? Do we really tell our friends the naked truth, or do we offer a watered down version of what we think they'd like to hear? I'd like to think people appreciate the good old fashioned truth, possibly not as harsh at these quotes, maybe a dash of fluffiness but at the core of it, - essentially the truth, good or not so good. Ahem, the latter comes with a box of tissues and a martini. How about you, how honest are your reviews and critiques?
A/N: Hello everyone! Hope your week is coming along swimmingly. Does everyone realise its mid-July already?! Flippety flip, this year is flying by. As promised, I can announce the lucky winner of my first ever contest - celebrating the paperback release of 'Who is Mr Satoshi?' The winner of the draw is: Laura Pepper! Congrats and please enjoy Mr Satoshi!
Whats on your diary for this weekend? Mine will largely be comprised of sleeping, relaxing, writing and perhaps a film at the local picture house. Nothing too strenuous is my motto. Have a lovely one wherever you are. Talei xox
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And, I must say, Shaw is much better than a screaming child.
Happy Weekend!
Pool, reading, writing, dinner out. That's about the size of my weekend. Have a nice one!
Bish, absolutely. We can't be everything to all and we shouldn't try to be. Unless we're like Facebook or twitter...or dare I say google +
Carol! *high fives* loved that one too. And its true, in some ways, the dear lady was obsessed with the business of being marriageable. Funnily, I've been thinking about Miss Austen recently, her MCs are very much the same character, non?
Carol, they're hysterical! I couldn't stop laughing. With critiques, my stand is - if it were my work - I'd want the naked truth, because how else am I going to improve it? Dressing up the critique prolongs the pain and I need something to strive for.
Liz, I hear ya. But no-one does rants like the old skool authors though. Ah, the pool, your weekend sounds fab, enjoy my friend! ;)
I just love your positive and refreshing posts...
This weekend started with viewing the new HP film. It was so much better than I thought it would be.
Today was full full of store hopping, trying to locate the perfect alarm clock. FInding one with style and not a annoying sound for the alarm was quite the challenge, but I did eventually find an awesome one.
Tomorrow I am off the Wisconsin to visit a fabulous blogger friend. The last time we met was in a very noisy piano bar at a Disney resort. Now we will have the delight of many many hours of writerly conversation. YAY!
I'm spending the night in a great hotel. SO it should be a fantastic outing.
I think nobody worried about being "politically and socially correct" in their world. It was okay to lash out, be obnoxious, say something outrageous -- and enjoy the attention they got from it.
Oh, wait. Those writers were the Hollywood actors and pop stars of their day. :D
Wow, Alex - well done! *high five*
Michael, I want your weekend plans! - Well, maybe the great hotel part! I know I've said it before, but its great to meet out writerly bloggers. And I've a feeling you will find the most stylish alarm clock! XO
*much chuckling* Dianne, thats true. These authors were definitely literary stars in their day, their diva behaviour was probably expected/tolerated. Sometimes, I worry that we are the extreme opposite, over cautious about what we say. Thanks for stopping by!
My week-end is now over. I spent too much time sleeping if that's possible.
Lee
Tossing It Out
Sleep is GOOD. Lucky you! ;-)